Bg_profile_thumb_photo-225x225

KateEKaboom

 Kansas City, MO

biding my time till i can get a new computer.....le sigh! i miss you guyssss!!!

post-it poems for kate e kaboom

i.
all i can think about
is the momentum of your legs
whipcracking
across some poor boy's path.
that.
is gonna leave a mark.

ii.
you have made thighs
warning signs;
all the boys
dream
of traffic violations
what comes next
is an accident of planning.

iii.
the casting of fishnets
leaves them all gasping
across your deck
a variety of life
attempting to draw breath
and you
navigating by starlight.

-Jacob Johanson


The Bride Came D.O.A.

She was born into lobby living,
occupying the largest penthouse,
in the grandest hotel,
on the most elegant boulevard,
in the most sophisticated city,
in the entire world.

She is destined to parachute pure MDMA
on a fabulous California beach
with the Sultan of Brunei, the President of Italy
and the Dali Lama.

With a delicate voice-over fortune,
you loved her the first time you saw her,
snorting China White
at the corner of 18th and nowhere special,
because a vein could simply not be found.

She is the jewel in the center of Kansas City’s forehead.
The fizz in a tall intoxicating Tom Collins.
The summer smells from a vacant lot,
wearing around her a glow, mixing
the ecstasy of loathing and the relief of lunacy.

In comparison, you are as bland as mayonnaise.
Speaking in full sentences to yourself in absentia.
Slow-witted, oblivious to the dark of the moon,
spreading its one good wing at a severe pink distance.

Her walk is theatrical and emerald-green.
So nuanced, you get lost in the flex of her gait.
The mix of perfume and turpentine.
A water-voiced coin in the landscape.

She is the Blanche DuBois of the Great Plains.
The Holly Golightly of Vine Street.
Mrs. Robinson inviting George Bailey over
for tea and cookies and a blow-job.

And of course, there is always the cornholing.

She is hysterical perfection.
A drop of bright blood
encased in immaculate crystal;
battery acid beating
in the heart of a sapphire.

Perfection drawn close,
shinning in the cold.
A boom lowered.
Living theater drawing its final curtain
with the tenderness of a wolf.
Perfection, exercising its tendency to over-reach,
violently exiting the stage long before the 3rd act ends.
Horrible and fascinating.

After her, there will be mornings
when you will wake up so sad,
that even the blooming of 100 popular flowers
will seem like little more
than a test pattern.

-David Smith

58 Backers
150 Friends
8 Photosets

8 Photosets

Kateekaboom-dreworrinbrown-65973-12-420x420
Kateekaboom-genestarr-63233-7-420x420
Kateekaboom-dreworrinbrown-60363-1-420x420
Kateekaboom-surgeimaging-59473-1-420x420
Kateekaboom-dreworrinbrown-58833-13-420x420
Kateekaboom-dreworrinbrown-54243-18-420x420
Kateekaboom-dreworrinbrown-54003-1-420x420
Kateekaboom-dreworrinbrown-51093-11-420x420

Join now to see all these sets and more!

Featured Post


Either it was stolen, or misplaced and then picked up later, I'm not sure - but my almost 200$ LED hula hoop that I use to do trick hoops is gone.

So I am having a PRINT SALE to help replace it! 25 dollars for an 8x10 of any pic from my sets or incentives. ONLY TEN PRINTS WILL BE SOLD at this time.

OH, and if you want i'll sign and even kiss with lipstick (color of your choice, lol) your print!

This is my :'-( FORMER hoops maker: http://www.cosmichooper.com/store.htm

Thanks to you all for the help,
<3 Kate

Top Backers


    1461053
    1
    nib1516 voted 23 times
    2845520
    2
    Cyan voted 13 times
    Bg_profile_thumb_photo-80x80
    3
    hadbramel voted 12 times

Feed

Kateekaboom-80x80
I don't do this stuff anymore either. I still think you are an amazing artist and i think about your artwork randomly throughout my life. you update above is sad, just wanted to let you know that... (read more)
I don't do this stuff anymore either. I still think you are an amazing artist and i think about your artwork randomly throughout my life. you update above is sad, just wanted to let you know that there is still a fan in this world. I actually haven't been on this site for a year and only came here to show a friend a video of yours.
KateEKaboom Addictedimage
Kateekaboom-100x100

biding my time till i can get a new computer.....le sigh! i miss you guyssss!!!

KateEKaboom

Kateekaboom-80x80
OOOOOhhhhhh..... just saw your contest!! thanks for giving me a reason to get a new tattoo! ;-)

and thanks so much for being a fan!
OOOOOhhhhhh..... just saw your contest!! thanks for giving me a reason to get a new tattoo! ;-)

and thanks so much for being a fan!
KateEKaboom nib1516
Kateekaboom-80x80
i have not one, not two, but three new sets. I really was trying to branch out and try new things....i'd love to know what you think about them!
i have not one, not two, but three new sets. I really was trying to branch out and try new things....i'd love to know what you think about them!
KateEKaboom billyb
Kateekaboom-80x80
wish i could "like" your status update! i am feeling the exact same way!!!

thank so much for being you and being a fan! the regard of other artists means so so SO much to me!!!!
wish i could "like" your status update! i am feeling the exact same way!!!

thank so much for being you and being a fan! the regard of other artists means so so SO much to me!!!!
KateEKaboom softerimage
Kateekaboom-80x80
thanks for being a fan and your suggestion to gene! actually, i have a set planned for the cornfields and cowboy boots contest, so i was already planning a shoot along the lines of your suggestion... (read more)
thanks for being a fan and your suggestion to gene! actually, i have a set planned for the cornfields and cowboy boots contest, so i was already planning a shoot along the lines of your suggestion! great minds think alike! ;-D
KateEKaboom kjansen
Kateekaboom-80x80
and, THANK YOUS!!! :-D
and, THANK YOUS!!! :-D
KateEKaboom lebelgatx
Kateekaboom-80x80
CHING CHING, BABY! **blows on dice**
CHING CHING, BABY! **blows on dice**
KateEKaboom lebelgatx
Kateekaboom-80x80
OH!!! how could i forget? THANK YOU so much for being a fan, a friend, and fun to talk to, too!
OH!!! how could i forget? THANK YOU so much for being a fan, a friend, and fun to talk to, too!
KateEKaboom LxaviarQ
Kateekaboom-80x80
lol, well the naughtiest thing i have done today isn't that interesting....i didn't wear underwear to work. and, once i sign out of here i'm off to take a bath. i know, my life has become boring! i'll... (read more)
lol, well the naughtiest thing i have done today isn't that interesting....i didn't wear underwear to work. and, once i sign out of here i'm off to take a bath. i know, my life has become boring! i'll have to do something juicy just to have something fun to report. ;-P
KateEKaboom LxaviarQ
Kateekaboom-80x80
I really appreciate you!!!! :-D
I really appreciate you!!!! :-D
KateEKaboom Rod911
Kateekaboom-80x80
I really appreciate you! its good to know that a true lover of art sees value in my work :-)
I really appreciate you! its good to know that a true lover of art sees value in my work :-)
KateEKaboom jrola7
Kateekaboom-100x100

LOOKIE!!! hey eveyone, its so much kate!! three new sets up since the beginning of september....come show me your luv!!!

KateEKaboom

Bg_profile_thumb_photo-80x80
lol thanks!
lol thanks!
bairdduvessa KateEKaboom
Bg_profile_thumb_photo-80x80
thank you
thank you
bairdduvessa KateEKaboom
1461053
I'm glad your back:)! I would love to buy a print and continue our conversation please PM me:).
I'm glad your back:)! I would love to buy a print and continue our conversation please PM me:).
nib1516 KateEKaboom
Kateekaboom-80x80
wishing you best of luck! the job market is hard hard HARD!!!
wishing you best of luck! the job market is hard hard HARD!!!
KateEKaboom bairdduvessa
Kateekaboom-80x80
can't wait to get a new computer and be able to chat everyone again! Missing you all!

in the meantime, my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think:... (read more)
can't wait to get a new computer and be able to chat everyone again! Missing you all!

in the meantime, my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom Mattie
Kateekaboom-80x80
i agree; purple is my favorite color, too!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a... (read more)
i agree; purple is my favorite color, too!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom indybyteman
Kateekaboom-80x80
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom psxrevue
Kateekaboom-80x80
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom Rod911
Kateekaboom-80x80
you lucky jerk! i wanted to go to the burn so bad. thanks for rubbing it in!

at least my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think:... (read more)
you lucky jerk! i wanted to go to the burn so bad. thanks for rubbing it in!

at least my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom rxdxt
Kateekaboom-80x80
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom drnrtn
Kateekaboom-80x80
steak and woodford...that's just not fair!!!!

and.....my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for... (read more)
steak and woodford...that's just not fair!!!!

and.....my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom lebelgatx
Kateekaboom-80x80
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom nib1516
Kateekaboom-80x80
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom magick53
Kateekaboom-80x80
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
squee! my first featured set just went live! I'd love to know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/KateEKaboom/photosets/5

thanks for being a fan!
KateEKaboom silver_ion

Sign Up & Support This Artist

New Card

Buy votes to support this artist on Zivity. Votes are $1 each, and when you vote on a set you like, 55% goes to the model and 30% to the photographer. You can vote in the next step after registering and purchasing votes.