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 Usually somewhere I'm not supposed to be. Los Angeles.

no longer a photographer. I sold my camera. Now lets see how many people are still interested in me...

I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue. I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals. I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them. Porn is boring, my life is not. Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person. I have never seen a ninja...neither have you...no one has. Ever. That's kinda the point, if you've seen one, that's not a ninja. I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays. Making love is for frenchmen and old people, I'm Italian, Italians fuck. I hope to die while being eaten by a lion because then I'd get to punch a lion before I die. Stretchpants are the downfall of our society. I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words. My woman is a sexual predator but because she's tiny and cute and has big sad eyes like a small fluffy animal she gets away with shit that would have the rest of us locked up for life. I had my midlife crisis at 15. Women rule the world, they are just nice enough to let us think we are in charge. Men are only here to move furniture, open jars, and hold purses while they talk about us in the bathroom. Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day. I drink so much coffee I can see around corners. Scars on women are hot, scars I leave are hotter. Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin, these hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall when I'm in charge. My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She keeps me around because I bring her coffee in the morning and for other food preparation needs. In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were. Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius. I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.

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*edit* Wow, even after asking for people to not leave "thanks for the add" comments, people still do it. Do you even bother reading what anyone else has to say, or are you just too busy spamming?
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Please don't leave comments on my wall asking me to look at or vote for a set, it's a sure way to see that I don't. Another thing, don't leave comments thanking me "for the add." I add everyone that requests so It's a bit annoying to have people smearing stuff all over my wall just to show everyone. Really, no offense, but if you really want to communicate something with me send me a message.
Peace love and chicken grease,
Conan

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We must do art. What are you doing now?
We must do art. What are you doing now?
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We must do art. What are you doing now?
We must do art. What are you doing now?
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Thanks for accepting my friend request! How's it going?
Thanks for accepting my friend request! How's it going?
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I'm really sad to read your status. I just discovered your work and I LOVE your style of lighting ans your overall aesthetic.
I'm really sad to read your status. I just discovered your work and I LOVE your style of lighting ans your overall aesthetic.
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Happy New Year!! xo
Happy New Year!! xo
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did u really sell ur camera? why babe? hi..Im Dyylan
did u really sell ur camera? why babe? hi..Im Dyylan
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Absolutely love your work. Keep it up! xo
Absolutely love your work. Keep it up! xo
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Sounds like you need a hug.
Sounds like you need a hug.
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Sounds like you need a hug.
Sounds like you need a hug.
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Dude, is the "no longer a photographer" thing for reals!? I haven't been on here in awhile… if you see this, just want to let you know I always thought your work rocked.
Dude, is the "no longer a photographer" thing for reals!? I haven't been on here in awhile… if you see this, just want to let you know I always thought your work rocked.
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Merry Christmas! :)
Merry Christmas! :)
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New to Zivity. Looking to the successful photographers to show me what to do. You , my friend, have the combination. Love your Sets to Votes ratio!
New to Zivity. Looking to the successful photographers to show me what to do. You , my friend, have the combination. Love your Sets to Votes ratio!
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I went about 8 years without a camera ... when I picked one up again, it was like finding a part of me that I didn't know was missing.
I went about 8 years without a camera ... when I picked one up again, it was like finding a part of me that I didn't know was missing.
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Hi. I think you're funny.
Hi. I think you're funny.
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I don't do this stuff anymore either. I still think you are an amazing artist and i think about your artwork randomly throughout my life. you update above is sad, just wanted to let you know that... (read more)
I don't do this stuff anymore either. I still think you are an amazing artist and i think about your artwork randomly throughout my life. you update above is sad, just wanted to let you know that there is still a fan in this world. I actually haven't been on this site for a year and only came here to show a friend a video of yours.
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Dang you are real & hard!!! Thanks for the add... Lol! J/k great photography you have!!
Dang you are real & hard!!! Thanks for the add... Lol! J/k great photography you have!!
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I don't care if you don't take pics. Hope your having a good week
I don't care if you don't take pics. Hope your having a good week
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I'm still interested! Just because you sell your camera doesn't mean anything...once an artist, always an artist...it runs through your veins.
I'm still interested! Just because you sell your camera doesn't mean anything...once an artist, always an artist...it runs through your veins.
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hey hun how are ya
hey hun how are ya
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I'm not thanking you for an add or trying to get you to vote for me. I just think your work is amazing & I so wish we could make some magic together. Hit me up if you're ever in my area & we could... (read more)
I'm not thanking you for an add or trying to get you to vote for me. I just think your work is amazing & I so wish we could make some magic together. Hit me up if you're ever in my area & we could shoot some smokin sets for the Ziv ;)
Take care, happy new year!
Xoxo
~A
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7 samauri!
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7 samauri!
YES!!!!
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Have I been naughty or nice this year? Well why don't you come find out! 10 votes gets all the bonus images and 25 gets you a video. Then you can be the judge ;)... (read more)
Have I been naughty or nice this year? Well why don't you come find out! 10 votes gets all the bonus images and 25 gets you a video. Then you can be the judge ;)
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*edit* Wow, even after asking for people to not leave "thanks for the add" comments, people still do it. Do you even bother reading what anyone else has to say, or are you just too busy spamming... (read more)
*edit* Wow, even after asking for people to not leave "thanks for the add" comments, people still do it. Do you even bother reading what anyone else has to say, or are you just too busy spamming?
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Please don't leave comments on my wall asking me to look at or vote for a set, it's a sure way to see that I don't. Another thing, don't leave comments thanking me "for the add." I add everyone that requests so It's a bit annoying to have people smearing stuff all over my wall just to show everyone. Really, no offense, but if you really want to communicate something with me send me a message.
Peace love and chicken grease,
Conan
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Hey there, thanks for accepting my request :)
Hey there, thanks for accepting my request :)
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Thanks so much for adding me as a friend, Your sets are fantastic! ~Selene
Thanks so much for adding me as a friend, Your sets are fantastic! ~Selene
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Thanks so much for adding me as a friend, Your sets are fantastic! ~Selene
Thanks so much for adding me as a friend, Your sets are fantastic! ~Selene
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Happy thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving!
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hey you love the set caged
hey you love the set caged
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hey darling how are you lately
hey darling how are you lately
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Thanks for the add. It's ok you have some great work. Bet a camera will find your hands again
Thanks for the add. It's ok you have some great work. Bet a camera will find your hands again
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